I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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