Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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