i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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