Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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