can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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