Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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