He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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