I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
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I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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