JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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