last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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