stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
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Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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