I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
