Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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