So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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