Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later