No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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