Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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