Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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