quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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