God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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