So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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