sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i drank out of a bidet.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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