I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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