So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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