UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, Iβm going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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