There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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