Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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