Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I smell stomach acid.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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