He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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