Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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