At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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