So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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