just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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