remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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