Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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