I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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