How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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