they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
this will be a night to untag.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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