Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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