Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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