Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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