it hurts more in the daytime
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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