it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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