He kissed a someone with a penis
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Who died my cat blue again?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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