just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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