dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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