i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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