if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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