Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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