another moral hangover. fuck.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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