insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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