Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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