can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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